"Carpet Cleaner Swears Under Oath"
Even if you are already using and referring another carpet cleaning company, here is why you should call me now...
1) Your clients trust and respect your ability to find reliable service people to recommend to them. I am willing to put my money where my mouth is, which means you have no risk of a dissatisfied client.
2) I will do everything possible to meet deadlines you have. No more move-ins on soggy carpet. We can even use air dryers to get super fast dry times.
My Personal Guarantee To You
If all you want is a cheap, brush the dirt off the surface cleaning, please don't call me. My method is designed only for those who want the most thorough cleaning ever. Your carpet will be fresh, clean and fluffy. That's right, you will feel my cleaning is the most thorough you have ever seen. If you are still not pleased, I will not accept your payment. No questions asked. No hard feelings.
THE MASTER OF CLEAN DECREES: CARPET CLEANING VICTIMS HAVE RIGHTS - Your 'Bill of Rights' in Addition to All Other Rights You Have Under the Law
"You have the right to a thoroughly cleaned carpet, not just a surface cleaning;"
"You have the right to breathe healthy air, freshened by your carpet's natural filtering ability, not contaminated by it;"
"You have the right to be served by experts trained in spot removal, not just a guy with a cleaning wand:"
"You have the right to excellent and courteous service;"
"You have the right to have your traffic lanes brightened;"
"You have the right to have your unique needs and wants listened to and met. Just tell me what they are;"
"You have the right to a full refund if for any reason you are not thrilled."
Should you choose to waive these rights, you can use any other cleaning company. In doing so, you risk getting stomped on and walked all over for the rest of your life, just like your carpet. But I am ready to serve you the way you have a right to be served. To claim your rights, call me at 1-800-848-8385
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